LONDON #1 ,BIRDRING BETTER THAN PINE AT HIS SPECIALTY ROLE,PROFIT CLAPS PHILLY ON KINGS ROW IS AN EZ WIN WITH POKO ZARYA AND FRAGI REIN DREAMKAZPER IS BEST FLEX DPS AND KELLEX BEST LUCIO SAYAPLAYER PLEASE CARRY MAYHEM INTO TOP 10
SPITFIRE WON FIRST STAGE? LOL OK GG NO RE PLAYERS ARE GONNA HAVE A MENTAL BREAKDOWN HAVING TO HANG UP WITH STYLOSA ALL DAY
WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN PINE'S WRIST AND FLORIDA MAYHEM'S ROSTER? BOTH OF THEM ARE DESTROYED AFTER YEARS OF PLAYING BUT PINE STILL MANAGES TO MAKE SHIT HAPPEN WITH IT, DON'T MAKE ME BELIEVE THAT TVIQ IS STILL RELEVANT HE'S BEEN PLAYING FOR LIKE 1564656123 YEARS
WITH THE NEW PICKUPS MAYBE SHOCK CAN WIN SOMETHING, OH WAIT THEY DIDN'T PICK ANYBODY UP BECAUSE THEY SPENT ALL THEIR MONEY SIGNING A PLAYER WHO DOESN'T EVEN PLAY
SEOUL HAVE THE "BEST PLAYERS OF THE WORLD" WITH FLETA RYUJEHONG TOBI AND ZUNBA BUT CAN'T EVEN MAKE IT TO PLAYOFFS, CAN'T WAIT FOR THEM TO PLAY GIDO MORE UNTIL RYUJEHONG RAGEQUITS
FUEL PICKED UP A 12TH DPS LOOOOOL YEAH JUST SIGN THE BIG NAMES SO EVERYONE CAN WATCH THEM UNDERPERFORM (actually send some love to Effect and Mickie. Those two are nice)
BOSTON UPRISING SOON TO BE BOSTON DOWNFALL, CAN'T WAIT TO SEE THEM CRASH HARDER THAN CRYPTOCURRENCIES
HEY OUTLAWS HERE'S A REQUEST STOP MAKING JAKE PLAY SOMETHING ELSE THAN JUNKRAT I'D RATHER SEE CLOCKWORK PLAYING WITH HIS FEET THAN JAKE'S PHARAH EVER AGAIN
SHANGHAI DRAGONS are actually nice i'm eager to see how they will progress with their recent additions
IF IT'S CALLED LOS ANGELES VALIANT WHY IS SOON ALWAYS BACKCAPPING LIKE A COWARD
LIST OF GOOD GLADIATORS PLAYERS: BIGGOOSE
YOU KNOW WHAT WAS XL WITH NEW YORK? THE EXPECTATIONS, BUT THEY LOST TO THE STYLOSA FANBOYS, YES I REALLY DO HATE STYLOSA WHAT'S THE PROBLEM
IS IT CALLED FUSION BECAUSE THEY WANTED TO MERGE 9 NATIONALITIES INTO A ROSTER? NO IT'S CALLED FUSION BECAUSE IT'S NOT ON POINT YET
The NYXL logo gives us an answer to the question: “What if a zebra had blue instead of white?”
San Francisco’s team should be renamed to “Babybay & co.” Because that is all there is to this awful team
Somehow we are in a world where EnVyUs, just a few months ago, 4-0’d FNRGFE, now we are living in a time where Houston are 4-0ing Dallas. Everything is bigger in Texas, including their ego
Every name on Houston’s roster is an onomatopoeia
LA Valiant’s colors look like what would happen if the John Deere logo got the wrong shade of green
The Gladiators are just bad. I don’t even have a joke for them. They have nothing to laugh at. Nothing to praise, but nothing to make fun of
Every other logo has something to do with their city or team name. But Seoul’s is just a fucking tiger.
Shanghai’s roster is worse than the stream team NRG
The only Mayhem that’s going on is that Logix isn’t playing like absolute garbage on LAN. Good for him, the rest of the team is filling in that hole though
The Boston Logo is just an artistic representation of sex
FUSION ARE DESTINED TO FAIL, CAUSE THEY ARE ATTEMPTING TO PERFECT NUCLEAR FUSION WITH 9 DIFFERENT ELEMENTS, DESPITE IT BEING COMPLETELY INEFFICIENT WAY TO CREATE ENERGY
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