What should I say for my 500th post?

With this post, I’m at 499. After 24 hours submissions will end, then the voting period of 24 hours begins. Post with most upvotes (or least downvotes) wins
No homophobia
No racism
No sexism
No upfraging your own post

Standard rules like that

500 posts pogchamp

taco

I diggity downvoted this post :)

make a really bad pun

First post. Oh wait

Shanghai Dragons is going to win season 1 of the Overwatch League

Rolled and smoked, my doggies

I hope there's gonna be a tie for first place with 0 upfrags

"clickbait is my daddy"

i hate white people

Stockholm Syndrome

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

L o r d o f b o r i n g

There is no one more deserving to go to Korea than NRG

Wtf are all the downvotes in this thread lol

Lul 3 hours left

I was gonna make a suggestion but I'm not tryna get hit by the downvote mafia

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maybe put a lot of thought and effort into your 500th post, unlike your other 499 posts 😂😂😂😂😂😂

I think clickbait and his league of anti-shitposters are downfragging us and upvoting him since he's the only one with a positive frag ratio monkaS