valo.gg when?

Jesus wept.

see you all at projecta.gg

Maid seemed like one of the most deserving of a chance in OWL yet never got it for some mysterious reason. Just goes to show all that matters is what dicks you suck and no one cares about your ability.

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Does a Bearhands shit in the woods?

I know a good replacement provided your team house has a doggie door.

Thank you for not pretending the controversy didn't happen like certain feathered "journalists".

wE wIlL nOt Be FiElDiNg An AlL kR rOsTeR.

We all need to wake up and realize that everything, every single thing in our everyday waking lives, is fake. We get up in the morning and look at over.gg. You turn it on and instantly, the flicker rate on the screen triggers a small dopamine hit. Maybe you do a quick scroll through r/CompetitiveOverwatch and you receive a notification. That little "ping" from your Twitter app causes yet another dopamine hit. And our phones, whether it be through over.gg or r/OverwatchTMZ or r/Overwatch_Rule34, they constantly tap into our phones' mics, listening to our conversations and then subjecting us to targeted advertising, which will often make us feel more lonely or depressed. Ever wonder why our society seems to be more more depressed, anxious and lonely? Everything I explained is the reason behind it all. It also provides an opportunity to push Overwatch drama to make our population dumber, fatter, and sicker. Wake up to the bull you're living in!

Great article but what does this have to do with Ellie?

Over.gg writer and bachelor Mert commented that Coluge was "a few stubbies short of a six-pack".

Hopefully some of Maid rubs off on Coluge.

They will tie 2-2 and Rogue will win the tiebreaker.

LEAVE NO DOUBT
That this is our game.
That this is our time.
That 3 days in August will be a weekend for the ages.
That every day counts.
That every meeting matters.
That every practice makes a difference.
That each one of us will rise to every occasion.
That this isn't about us, it's about our country.
That we know 36 million Canadians will watch every game.
That nothing can distract us.
That nothing will stop us.
That our determination will define us.
That we are built to win.
That we are a team of character.
That we are a team of destiny.
So let the world be warned on August 4th, 2017, we will ...
LEAVE NO DOUBT