2-1, still loses.

Here’s mine:

Good

Houston Outlaws

Dallas Fuel

LA Gladiators

Seoul Dynasty

Decent

Miami Mayhem

London Spitfire

Shanghai Dragons

Los Angeles Valiant

Bad

New York Excelsior

Philadelphia Fusion (That reveal video ugghhhhhhh)

Boston Uprising (.ppt)

San Francisco Shock (Trying too hard)

Kick Sado sign Zappis :BabyRage:

R A R E F L A G A L E R T

Having a Jewish heritage, I welcome our new Israeli Overlords.

In fact, I'm so hyped (:candle:) I'm changing my flag to the israeli flag.

zappis*

Snillo played Mei and Soldier in S0, Shadowburn can play Doomfist

Joemeister, Sado

3v6 unlucky

Ǧ̵̢͇̯͉̖͉̬̭̦̫̦̭͎͔̫ͫ̊ͮ͐ͩ̋̽̇̀̌͛ͤ́̚͟R̟̼̩̥̭̱͔̦̙̥̩͍͙͊͑̑͊̏͛͛́͢A̦͉̣͔̳ͨͤ̏̓̕P̶̶͉͕̦̭͈̩̞̯̹̩̏̈́̏̽̐͊ͣ͊̿ͥ͐̽̾̆̄̅̉̇͘H̯̖̳̫͔̱̀̍̆̉̑̓ͧ̐̈́ͅÏ̶̩̫̲̦̫̱̰͎͙͓̲͒ͭ̽͒ͦ̇͢͡C̷̢͚̜̦̼͎̟̮̣̲̞̥̮ͭ̽͒̽̈ ̛͆ͩ͛ͣ̿̋̀͡҉̭̙̟̠̻̝͚͈̹̲͉̟̙͍̀D̴̿͐ͩ̍ͬͭ̌ͨ̊͑̉̈́́̄̕͜͡͏̯̱͇̬̣̺̭̲̝͇̮͉͚̫̻͙͈̭͎Ę̷̳̪̘͎̱̦̳̭͉̱̟̜̳͍̘̺̐̄̿̇͑̏̉ͥͨͦ́̓̀ͯͤ̆̔̃͠ͅS̴̗͔͈͈̠̦̫͖͙͖͍̭͓ͫͦ̍̏̈ͯ̐͛̅͑̓ͪ͑̓͞ͅI̴̟̝̰̙͙̣̟̥̩ͫͯ͛̀̒ͮ͊̓́́G͔̭̳̭͖͎̲̮̭̭͗̐͗̿͐̔͋̑ͮ́͟͞N̷̷̡̮̣͔̩̜̳̦̠̜̯̭̝̥̹̠̯̦͔͐͗̓̓ͨ̂ͬͬ͐͌ͅ ͔̠̻̤̫̙̲̦̩̪̀ͩͯ͆͊̓ͭͮͪ̿̎̉͛͜͠͡Ỉ̷̧͙̖̠̥̦̫̣̟̠̙̻͙̪̇̇̈́ͣͨͧͭͮͬͩͫ̊̐̕͢͝S͑̇̓ͣ́̈́̌̅͌̈́̋̇̽̓̽̏̈́̚̕҉̶̢̭̤̺̦̖ ̶̢̦̣̤̬̠̯̰̥͇͎̺̍̍̓̄̆̃ͅMͮ̾͂́̏ͤ̄̅̊ͨͭ͂͑̚̚҉҉̸̢̲̩̳̭̩̝̳̗̫̞̥̟̞̖̰̯̙͘ͅŸ̴̡̬̫̭͓̭̻̣̹̦͙̘͕̥͓̹̼̪̻̈́͂ͯ̊ͪ̾̇͐̉͌̈̇̆͟ ͊̔ͪ̒̓ͬ̀̾̎͌͘͜҉̟͎̻̭͓̜ͅṔͪ͋̋ͧͭ͘͏̛͏̶̤͙͙Ą̵̩̻̯̼̹̜̥̙͉̮̮͚̟̹̱̰̦̐̔̀̑S̷̢̰̺͕̔̀̈̅̇ͤ͊̎͋ͦ́ͩͮ̀̚͞͡Ş̷͔̳̖̟͍̖̹͇̰͉̥̯̤͉͚̩̽͊̿̅ͯ́ͯ̑̋ͥ͊̅̈ͩͦḬ̙̼̞̯̹̠͓̺̞̈ͥ̾ͯ̑͢O̴̴̝̘̫͓̘̘̥̠͓͖͍͎͓̦̭̺̖ͤ̃ͩ̈ͨ̀̊͝N̸̸̼͚̩̖̝̗̭̝̗̣̐̊̔ͧ̌͂̈̚̕̕͜ͅ

Brad is the real hero here.

Prepare for

O M E N

Ex-Conbox

Ǧ̵̢͇̯͉̖͉̬̭̦̫̦̭͎͔̫ͫ̊ͮ͐ͩ̋̽̇̀̌͛ͤ́̚͟R̟̼̩̥̭̱͔̦̙̥̩͍͙͊͑̑͊̏͛͛́͢A̦͉̣͔̳ͨͤ̏̓̕P̶̶͉͕̦̭͈̩̞̯̹̩̏̈́̏̽̐͊ͣ͊̿ͥ͐̽̾̆̄̅̉̇͘H̯̖̳̫͔̱̀̍̆̉̑̓ͧ̐̈́ͅÏ̶̩̫̲̦̫̱̰͎͙͓̲͒ͭ̽͒ͦ̇͢͡C̷̢͚̜̦̼͎̟̮̣̲̞̥̮ͭ̽͒̽̈ ̛͆ͩ͛ͣ̿̋̀͡҉̭̙̟̠̻̝͚͈̹̲͉̟̙͍̀D̴̿͐ͩ̍ͬͭ̌ͨ̊͑̉̈́́̄̕͜͡͏̯̱͇̬̣̺̭̲̝͇̮͉͚̫̻͙͈̭͎Ę̷̳̪̘͎̱̦̳̭͉̱̟̜̳͍̘̺̐̄̿̇͑̏̉ͥͨͦ́̓̀ͯͤ̆̔̃͠ͅS̴̗͔͈͈̠̦̫͖͙͖͍̭͓ͫͦ̍̏̈ͯ̐͛̅͑̓ͪ͑̓͞ͅI̴̟̝̰̙͙̣̟̥̩ͫͯ͛̀̒ͮ͊̓́́G͔̭̳̭͖͎̲̮̭̭͗̐͗̿͐̔͋̑ͮ́͟͞N̷̷̡̮̣͔̩̜̳̦̠̜̯̭̝̥̹̠̯̦͔͐͗̓̓ͨ̂ͬͬ͐͌ͅ ͔̠̻̤̫̙̲̦̩̪̀ͩͯ͆͊̓ͭͮͪ̿̎̉͛͜͠͡Ỉ̷̧͙̖̠̥̦̫̣̟̠̙̻͙̪̇̇̈́ͣͨͧͭͮͬͩͫ̊̐̕͢͝S͑̇̓ͣ́̈́̌̅͌̈́̋̇̽̓̽̏̈́̚̕҉̶̢̭̤̺̦̖ ̶̢̦̣̤̬̠̯̰̥͇͎̺̍̍̓̄̆̃ͅMͮ̾͂́̏ͤ̄̅̊ͨͭ͂͑̚̚҉҉̸̢̲̩̳̭̩̝̳̗̫̞̥̟̞̖̰̯̙͘ͅŸ̴̡̬̫̭͓̭̻̣̹̦͙̘͕̥͓̹̼̪̻̈́͂ͯ̊ͪ̾̇͐̉͌̈̇̆͟ ͊̔ͪ̒̓ͬ̀̾̎͌͘͜҉̟͎̻̭͓̜ͅṔͪ͋̋ͧͭ͘͏̛͏̶̤͙͙Ą̵̩̻̯̼̹̜̥̙͉̮̮͚̟̹̱̰̦̐̔̀̑S̷̢̰̺͕̔̀̈̅̇ͤ͊̎͋ͦ́ͩͮ̀̚͞͡Ş̷͔̳̖̟͍̖̹͇̰͉̥̯̤͉͚̩̽͊̿̅ͯ́ͯ̑̋ͥ͊̅̈ͩͦḬ̙̼̞̯̹̠͓̺̞̈ͥ̾ͯ̑͢O̴̴̝̘̫͓̘̘̥̠͓͖͍͎͓̦̭̺̖ͤ̃ͩ̈ͨ̀̊͝N̸̸̼͚̩̖̝̗̭̝̗̣̐̊̔ͧ̌͂̈̚̕̕͜ͅ

1st place APEX S1, Second Group State APEX S2, 4th place APEX S3

Try again.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Competitiveoverwatch/comments/7acz33/florida_mayhem_roster_reveal/dp8z4vv/

Rogue died for this.

Edit: WE HAVE HOPE THEY RESPONDED TO KUROIRYUU https://twitter.com/FLMayhem/status/926144329566924800

https://www.reddit.com/r/Competitiveoverwatch/comments/7acz33/florida_mayhem_roster_reveal/dp8z4vv/

I’ll make puns in all the titles too.

https://www.facebook.com/notes/misfitsgg/introducing-overwatch-leagues-favorite-band-of-misfits-florida-mayhem/516454888714356/

Rogue died for a six man roster.

This thread has been taken over. This is now a thread on How To Make Powerpoints, a presentation by the marketing guy for Boston Uprising, including the followup presentation, How to use MS Paint for your Marketing Job, presented by an intern for LA Valiant. Please comply. Resist and you shall have your upfrags forcefully removed.

Is that ms paint?

The shirts are drawn on LMAO

Did you not watch the Developer Update?

Team France

All we need is for monte to comment on koreans in the video and we’re set

Hafficool isn’t in OWL fake news sad

https://youtube.com/watch?v=AUPExXBfS1s

https://mobile.twitter.com/SeoulDynasty/status/925860701767213057

https://mobile.twitter.com/SeoulDynasty/status/925860729101496321

FeelsBadMan he was always the silent carry

Or.... they could have just announced it the week they said they would.

https://twitter.com/SeoulDynasty/status/925860161574535174

Yeah. I just hate how they are doing this, and how they’re executing it too. I’m just really annoyed.

This reveal is a shitshow.

Context

WEEKS BEFORE

First, Immortals announced that they would reveal their roster the week of the 24th…

DAY OF THE “ANNOUNCEMENT”

…which was delayed until the VERY LAST DAY... when we got AN announcement. That they’d be drawing out the release. Joy.

DAY 1 - DPS PAINT

Clearly, they’d have to be prepared with some hype marketing if they are doing this. Right? Right???

And it’s just an image. It looks like it was made in MS PAINT.

It was ok. Only the first day. All fun and games.

DAY 2 - LAV more like LATE

.. What happened? It’s 3:45 PST EDIT: 6:09 PST and still nothing.

They are clearly active.

They specifically said tomorrow, yesterday.

Last reveal was around 12 PST.

And as far as I’m concerned it’s past prime time for announcements. But that might be just me.

OPINION

Who’s IDEA was this! This is terrible for hype, (not the cut player :candle: or the other cut player: candle:) marketing, and PR. This reveal is a shitshow, and all of those involved should be ashamed of themselves.

Sorry if I sound ungrateful, just pissed at the handling of this.

Looking for Team.

OWL - Outlaws
WC - USA
Normal - Rogue, wait they’re gone, then Selfless, shit them too nvm, eUnited, wait no shit nvm

Today, actually.

https://mobile.twitter.com/LAValiant/status/925471285324292096

https://i.redd.it/9ba2abz3ffvz.jpg

Not enough Andre’s.

About that...

Edit: 2/3s of a star monkaS

HERO UPDATES

Ana

Biotic Rifle

• Damage increased from 60 to 70. //Can 3 tap 200 HP Heroes, Still 3 taps Tracer.

Developer Comment: Ana has been outshined by other support heroes lately. Boosting her damage will help her defend herself and make her more threatening to the enemy team.

Mercy

Resurrect

• Cast time increased from 0 seconds to 1.75 seconds. //Little over double Hack's Casting Time

• Mercy’s movement speed is now reduced by 75% while casting. //Easier to focus down, keeps res if died whilst casting.

• Can now be interrupted when Mercy is knocked back, stunned, or hacked. //Any form of CC.

Valkyrie

• When activated, Resurrection no longer has a cast time.

Developer Comment: We feel that Mercy’s recent rework has been successful, but her Resurrect ability still feels too strong and frustrating to play against. Now that it has a cast time, there is more room for enemies to counter the ability. However, casting Resurrect happens instantly when Valkyrie is active. This should make her feel powerful when she transforms on the battlefield.

BUG FIXES

• Fixed several issues that prevented the announcer voice lines from playing correctly in Competitive, Elimination, and Capture the Flag game modes.

• Fixed an issue causing Roadhog’s Chain Hook to latch on to enemy players for longer than intended.

________________________________________________________________________________

(// are my comments)

BONIK LUL RODIGUEZ LUL LORIO LUL

dani playing for both teams monkaS

I just want to post owl emojis FeelsBadMan

:owl emoji:?

Edit: unicode support when

https://m.imgur.com/gallery/i8Bn49M

How can one manage to have a worse reveal than Boston’s? At least Boston’s was a video...

https://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20759240215?page=4#post-74

Fixed.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Competitiveoverwatch/comments/79w3ql/hi_im_runner/

Please support this post and leave a comment, it took him an hour to write and he had Kaiser check his English.

Yes

No shock puns 0/10